Politically Correct Denis Leary

Gotta love Lou Gehrig. *sigh* Poor Lou Gehrig. Died of Lou Gehrig's disease. How the hell do you not see that coming? You know. We used to tell him, Lou, there's a disease with your name all over it, pal!

Early User Interface

The original point-and-click interface was a Smith and Wesson


Tech Wench > More parents need to be...

Do not confuse beating-for-discipline with abuse. If you do, you deserve a beating.


Top Ten most Polite Ways to Say Your Zipper Is Down

10. The cucumber has left the salad.
9. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells.
8. You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position.
7. Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson..
6. Elvis is leaving the building.
5. The Buick is not all the way in the garage.
4. Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction.
3. You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.
2. Men may be from Mars...but I can see something that rhymes with Venus.

1. I always knew you were crazy, but now I can see your nuts.


Comparing Public Papers of the Presidents

A visual comparison of the Public Papers of the Presidents from the Reagan presidency to the present.


Jay London

I went out with a promiscuous impressionist - she did everybody.


elephantitis of the mind

Here is a funny online comic. I have no idea where I will go when I die, but I hope it looks something like my 3rd grade trapper keeper.


Non Sequitur

What do you want to be when you grow up, Danae?
A pre-conceptual scientist.
Uh, ..What's that?
It's the new science of reaching a conclusion before doing research, then simply dismissing anything contrary to your preconceived notions.
?!!! That's got to be the dumbest thing I've ever..

Comics: Non Sequitur