Jack is Back

Well, it looks like they are finally going to come out with a sequel to James Cameron's Titanic. Apparently, they are going in a slightly different direction than the original. I wondered how they were going to come up with a good story... Now I know!




Minions - Looking for "big, dumb and easily motivated." Must be willing to work long hours for low pay in high-risk situations. Benefits realized once project goals centering on world domination or conquest are completed. Shares distributed evenly based on skill level.* Thank you.

Math Jokes

Q: What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a rock climber?
A: Nothing. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.

Q: How many mathematicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: One, he gives the lightbulb to 3 engineers, thus reducing the problem to a previously solved joke.