Jokes

So this guy is walking down a dark alley and he hears a woman from the shadows whisper "I'll do anything you want for 20 dollars."

So he ducks into that corner and starts ___ing her and this cop comes along and shines a flashlight on them. The man says "OFFICER, DO YOU MIND?! I'M TRYING TO ___ MY WIFE!"

The officer says quickly "Sorry sir. I didn't know it was your wife."

"Me neither -- until you turned that light on."