2006/01/20

The Internet is for Porn

The following video I found on Google Video made me laugh quite a bit, but it should be noted here that it is NOT kid friendly NOR is it work friendly. You have been warned.

On the plus side, my wife gave it a "that-was-three-minutes-of-my-life-I-will-never-get-back" rating, so you know that is a bonus!

2006/01/19

SQL query

SELECT * FROM 'users' where 'clue' > 0;
0 rows returned

Zero rows returned? WTF?

2006/01/16

2006/01/06

Old Lady and Umbrella

This was sent to me in an email from 4/15/2003. Supposedly, this was From an Army captain stationed in DC...

To nobody's surprise there were protestors today in DC, they attempted to disrupt the metro system and block the Key Bridge, a leading artery into DC from Northern Virginia. I got hosed twice because I come in from Northern VA on the metro and it is raining hard which makes traffic worse anyway...to the point--

I got off my train in Rosslyn, VA because I had to use the bathroom. When I was getting back on the train, there were protestors on the train platform, handing out pamphlets on the evils of America. I politely declined to take one. An elderly woman was behind me getting off the escalator and a young (20ish) female protestor offered her a pamphlet, which she politely declined. The young protestor put her hand on the old woman's shoulder as a gesture of friendship and in a very soft voice said, Ma'am, don't you care about the children of Iraq?

The old woman looked up at her and said, Honey, my first husband died in France during World War II so you could have the right to stand here and bad mouth your country. And if you touch me again, I'll stick this umbrella up your ass and open it.

Im glad to report that loud applause broke out among the onlookers and the young protestor was at a total loss for words..

2006/01/04

Binary People

There are only 10 types of people in the world; those who understand binary and those who don't.