An old lady is rocking away the last of her days on her front porch, reflecting on her long life, when all of a sudden a fairy godmother appears in front of her and informs her that she will be granted three wishes.
Well, now, says the old lady,
I guess I would like to be really rich.
Her rocking chair turns to solid gold.
And, gee, I guess I wouldn't mind being a young, beautiful princess.
She turns into a beautiful young woman.
Your third wish? asked the fairy godmother. Just then the old woman's cat wanders across the porch in front of them.
Ooh -- can you change him into a handsome prince? she asks.
There before her stands a young man more handsome than anyone could possibly imagine.
She stares at him, smitten. With a smile that makes her knees weak, he saunters across the porch and whispers in her ear.
I bet you're sorry you had me neutered.