Old Lady, Her Cat & Three Wishes

An old lady is rocking away the last of her days on her front porch, reflecting on her long life, when all of a sudden a fairy godmother appears in front of her and informs her that she will be granted three wishes.

Well, now, says the old lady, I guess I would like to be really rich.


Her rocking chair turns to solid gold.

And, gee, I guess I wouldn't mind being a young, beautiful princess.


She turns into a beautiful young woman.

Your third wish? asked the fairy godmother. Just then the old woman's cat wanders across the porch in front of them.

Ooh -- can you change him into a handsome prince? she asks.


There before her stands a young man more handsome than anyone could possibly imagine.

She stares at him, smitten. With a smile that makes her knees weak, he saunters across the porch and whispers in her ear.

I bet you're sorry you had me neutered.

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