Three women; one German, one Japanese and one a hillbilly; were sitting naked in a sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound.
The German lady pressed her forearm and the beeping stopped. The others looked at her questioningly.
Oh. That was my pager, she said,
I have a microchip under the skin of my arm.
A few minutes later, a phone rings. The Japanese lady lifted her palm to her ear and talked quietly. When she finished she explained,
That was my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand.
The hillbilly lady felt decidedly low tech. Not to be out done, she decided she had to do something just as impressive. She stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom.
She returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from her behind. The others raised their eyebrows and stared at her.
The hillbilly lady finally said,
Well, willya lookit that, I'm getting a fax!