Two hobbits walk into a bar where one of them picks up a barfly. They take her to a local motel; the first hobbit goes into the motel room while the other waits outside. Once the door closes, the hobbit on the outside hears strange noises through the door.
I can't do it, I can't do it, I CAN'T DO IT!
In the morning, the second hobbit asks the first,How did it go?
It was embarrassing.the first one answers,I simply couldn't do it.
The second hobbit shook his head.Manhood problems, eh?
No. I couldnt get on the bed!
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