I've seen different versions of this one, but they are always funny.
While going through his wife's dresser drawers, a farmer discovered three soybeans and an envelope containing $30 in cash. The farmer confronted his wife, and when asked about the curious items, she confessed:
Over the years, I haven't been completely faithful to you,she explained.When I did fool around, I put a soybean in the drawer to remind myself of my indiscretion.
The farmer admitted that he had not always been faithful either, and therefore, was inclined to forgive and forget her few moments of weakness.
I'm curious though,he said,Where did the thirty dollars come from?
Oh that,his wife replied,Well, when soybeans hit ten dollars a bushel, I sold out!
Get more random jokes from Comedy Central.