- Play floppy disks backward, listening for the secret messages
- Brush up on their AJAX and/or PERL skills, just for fun
- Check into "The Betty" for a caffeine addiction
- Network every computer they've ever owned in their basement just because they can
- Debate who's a better captain... Kirk or Picard
- Pass out trying to move a pencil across the desk with "The Force"
- Stump the Circuit City salespeople with questions
- Simply ask themselves, "What would Yoda do in a situation like this?"
- Warcraft, duh
- What's Free Time?!
- Q: Did you hear about the new pirate movie?
A: It’s rated ARRRR!
- Q: Why is it rated ARRRR?
A: It showed too much booty.
- Q: How much did it cost to have the pirate’s ears pierced?
A: A buckaneer.
- Q: How much did the pirate pay for his hook and peg leg?
A: An arm and a leg.