- Q: Did you hear about the new pirate movie?
A: It’s rated ARRRR!
- Q: Why is it rated ARRRR?
A: It showed too much booty.
- Q: How much did it cost to have the pirate’s ears pierced?
A: A buckaneer.
- Q: How much did the pirate pay for his hook and peg leg?
A: An arm and a leg.