I'm cross posting this one in a couple places, but it deserves it. Some ad parodies are so close to the real thing that they make a good point.
See this and go to the source at AdFreak.
I CAN'T SLEEP AND I HAVE TO WORK IN THE MORNING!!!"
Random found sign in Long Beach, CA. Couldn't help myself from laughing. I'm terrible.
These are pretty funny and goofy.
There's a new craze going in United Kingdom - people take pictures of themselves partially covered with folded banknotes (mostly with queen Elizabeth) in the foreground. The result is merged faces of people and queen Elizabeth on the banknotes. The mix looks surprisingly natural for some
See the original post and other silly stuff at FIVE 4ever Daily: 08/06/27.
This one is a classic.
One day, at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a skintight miniskirt. When the bus arrived and it was her turn to get on, she realized that her skirt was so tight she couldn't get her foot high enough to reach to step.
Thinking it would give her enough slack to raise her leg, she reached back and unzipped her skirt a little. She still could not reach the step. Embarrassed, she reached back once again to unzip it a little more. Still, she couldn't reach the step.
So, with her skirt zipper halfway down, she reached back and unzipped her skirt all the way. Thinking that she could get on the step now, she lifted up her leg only to realize that she still couldn’t reach the step.
So, seeing how embarrassed the girl was, the man standing behind her put his hands around her waist and lifted her up on to the first step of the bus. The girl turned around furiously and said,How dare you touch my body that way, I don't even know you!
Shocked, the man says,Well, ma'am, after you reached around and unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured that we were friends.
Found via Blog Chews.
Okay, this is ridiculous.
When you take your dog along for a ride, but prefer not having it inside the car, it can ride safely and comfortably in this sack, which is carried on the running board. The bottom of the sack is clamped to the running board and the top is fastened to the lower part of an open window with hooks, covered with small rubber tubing to prevent marring the car.
It can't really be expressed in a text description. See the image at Dog Rides Comfortably in Sack on Running Board.
It's not always admirable to laugh at someone else's misfortune. However, this story is funny enough to get an award. Also, perhaps if enough people read this guy's story then his missing item will turn up. But I highly doubt it.
Hajji, of Hackney, east London, had concealed a $12,000 engagement ring inside a helium balloon. The idea was that she would pop the balloon as he popped the question.
But as he left the shop, a gust of wind pulled the balloon from his hand and he watched the ring -- and quite possibly the affections of his girlfriend -- sailing away over the rooftops.
Ouch. Read the full article on Reuters.
A 6-year-old and 4-year-old are upstairs in their bedroom.
You know what?says the 6-year-old.I think it's about time we started cussing.
The 4-year-old nods his head in approval.
The 6-year-old continues,When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'm gonna say something with 'hell' and you say something with 'ass'.
The 4-year-old agrees with enthusiasm and they head down stairs.
When their mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6-year-old what he wants for breakfast, he replies,Aw hell, Mom. I guess I'll have some Cheerios.
Mom slaps him -- Whack!
The older boy flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear with every step. She locks him in his room and shouts,You can stay in there until I let you out!
She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4-year-old and asks with a stern voice,And what do you want for breakfast, young man?
I don't know,he blubbers.But you can bet your ass it won't be Cheerios!
Check out more jokes like this one atWhen Kids Learn to Swear.