2008/12/11

The Auto Industry Would Like to Have a Word

I'm cross posting this one in a couple places, but it deserves it. Some ad parodies are so close to the real thing that they make a good point.

The Bailout. Coming this January.

See this and go to the source at AdFreak.

2008/09/26

WOW CNN...


WOW CNN...
Originally uploaded by jongleberry
Lindsay Lohan is just as important as those other topics?

I was wondering the same thing.

2008/09/24

Uncle Owen and Aunt Beru - Special Edition

Uncle Owen?!
Aunt Beru?!!
*tear*

To Kill a Mockingbird


To Kill a Mockingbird
Originally uploaded by agentjon
The sign reads "HELP PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE SOMEONE SHOOT THE MOCKINGBIRD THAT SINGS ON THIS LAMP POST AT 2:00AM EVERY NIGHT!!

I CAN'T SLEEP AND I HAVE TO WORK IN THE MORNING!!!"

Random found sign in Long Beach, CA. Couldn't help myself from laughing. I'm terrible.

Today on Toothpaste For Dinner: how business works

Today on Toothpaste For Dinner: how business works

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2008/09/04

Second Semester of Spanish, Spanish Love Song

Thanks to runawaybox for notifying me in a comment that there was a sequel to the really funny First Semester of Spanish Love Song. Here it is for your viewing pleasure. Oh, and look out for the special surprise guest star!

2008/06/26

FIVE 4ever Daily: 08/06/27

These are pretty funny and goofy.

Money-Celebrities-Pictures

There's a new craze going in United Kingdom - people take pictures of themselves partially covered with folded banknotes (mostly with queen Elizabeth) in the foreground. The result is merged faces of people and queen Elizabeth on the banknotes. The mix looks surprisingly natural for some

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Money-Celebrities-Pictures

Money-Celebrities-Pictures

See the original post and other silly stuff at FIVE 4ever Daily: 08/06/27.

Revenge Toilet Paper

This one is a classic and I remember seeing the ad referenced in magazines as a kid.

Revenge Toilet Paper

See the original post at FIVE 4ever Daily: 08/06/27 (not english).

2008/06/25

One Semester of Spanish - Love Song

I took several years of Spanish in High School, but have pretty much let it slip since that point. This video is spot on!

The Seven Words

Rest in peace, Mr. George Carlin.

2008/06/18

Girl Wearing a Skintight Miniskirt at Bus Stop

This one is a classic.

Sidewalk Legs on Flickr - Photo Sharing!

One day, at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a skintight miniskirt. When the bus arrived and it was her turn to get on, she realized that her skirt was so tight she couldn't get her foot high enough to reach to step.

Thinking it would give her enough slack to raise her leg, she reached back and unzipped her skirt a little. She still could not reach the step. Embarrassed, she reached back once again to unzip it a little more. Still, she couldn't reach the step.

So, with her skirt zipper halfway down, she reached back and unzipped her skirt all the way. Thinking that she could get on the step now, she lifted up her leg only to realize that she still couldn’t reach the step.

So, seeing how embarrassed the girl was, the man standing behind her put his hands around her waist and lifted her up on to the first step of the bus. The girl turned around furiously and said, How dare you touch my body that way, I don't even know you!

Shocked, the man says, Well, ma'am, after you reached around and unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured that we were friends.

Found via Blog Chews.

2008/05/20

Emo Phillips Stand Up Comedy

What a genius.

It's too bad he's dead. Okay, so he's not really dead, but spreading the rumor might be funny so help it along, okay?

2008/05/08

Test Your Awareness: Take this test!

This one was hilarious. I could have sworn that something tricky was going on.

2008/03/16

WorldTopix: Bono - ya evil bastard!

Apparently, the lead singer of U2 is really a jerk.

Bono is an Evil BastardWorldTopix: Bono - ya evil bastard!

Dog Rides Comfortably in Sack on Running Board

Okay, this is ridiculous.

When you take your dog along for a ride, but prefer not having it inside the car, it can ride safely and comfortably in this sack, which is carried on the running board. The bottom of the sack is clamped to the running board and the top is fastened to the lower part of an open window with hooks, covered with small rubber tubing to prevent marring the car.

It can't really be expressed in a text description. See the image at Dog Rides Comfortably in Sack on Running Board.

Honey, Will You Marry... Oh. Never Mind...

It's not always admirable to laugh at someone else's misfortune. However, this story is funny enough to get an award. Also, perhaps if enough people read this guy's story then his missing item will turn up. But I highly doubt it.

Hajji, of Hackney, east London, had concealed a $12,000 engagement ring inside a helium balloon. The idea was that she would pop the balloon as he popped the question.

But as he left the shop, a gust of wind pulled the balloon from his hand and he watched the ring -- and quite possibly the affections of his girlfriend -- sailing away over the rooftops.

Ouch. Read the full article on Reuters.

2008/02/28

2008/02/23

When Kids Learn to Swear

A 6-year-old and 4-year-old are upstairs in their bedroom.

You know what? says the 6-year-old. I think it's about time we started cussing.

The 4-year-old nods his head in approval.

The 6-year-old continues, When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'm gonna say something with 'hell' and you say something with 'ass'.

The 4-year-old agrees with enthusiasm and they head down stairs.

When their mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6-year-old what he wants for breakfast, he replies, Aw hell, Mom. I guess I'll have some Cheerios.

Mom slaps him -- Whack!

The older boy flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear with every step. She locks him in his room and shouts, You can stay in there until I let you out!

She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4-year-old and asks with a stern voice, And what do you want for breakfast, young man?

I don't know, he blubbers. But you can bet your ass it won't be CheeriosCheerios!

Check out more jokes like this one atWhen Kids Learn to Swear.

2008/02/22

Star Wars Revenge of the Sith: TV Spot 4

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This is one of the funniest commercials ever. I actually have this video game and the level of fun is phenomenal for a Star Wars title.

2008/02/18

Charlie The Unicorn

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Here is three minutes and forty-five seconds of your life that you will never get back... Enjoy.