Moving to Vegas

Husband and wife are having a fight. Woman marches up to their room and starts to pack her bags.

"Where are you going?" he asks.

"I'm moving to Vegas. i hear i can make $400 doing what i do for you for free"

Man starts to pack his bags too. "I'm coming with you. I've got to see how you're going to survive in Vegas on $800 a year.

Source: Reddit.

Prostitutes Priorities

I can't believe that you've been visiting prostitutes for sex, the wife screamed at her husband. I'm really disappointed.

You can hardly blame me, He answered. It's not like I was getting any from you.

Well, that's your own fault, she replied. You never told me you were willing to pay for it.

Source: Reddit.