A Rabbi, a Priest and a Minister walk into a bar...

A Rabbi, a Priest and a Minister walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says, Is this some kind of a joke?

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Thanks to Bill for this one!

What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree?

A pool table!

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Thanks to Pam for this one!

Toothpaste For Dinner - ARCHIVE: Jul 2010

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