Nuts & Bolts

This is the best joke ever.

Russell Howard is Asked About Pegging

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The Story of Lazarus (From Lazarus' Perspective)

See The Story of Lazarus (From Lazarus' Perspective) - John Crist - Facebook

Here We Have Simple Answers

Source: xkcd: Simple Answers.

Ecstasy of Gold by Ennio Morricone

I saw this posted today and had to figure out which film this was referring to.

OP wasn't lying: The greatest song ever written WAS conjured by an Italian for a scene in a Western filmed in Spain where a Polish man pretending to be a Mexican bandit does a gay little run through a graveyard for three and a half minutes uninterrupted.

The Good, the Bad and the Ugly (1966) | Cemetery Scene | MGM Studios - YouTube

Here are some jokes, that are not at the expense of other people's feelings...

@shaquirra3 #stitch ♬ original sound - shaquirra

Source: #stitch | with Music original sound - shaquirra.

Albert Einstein Was Real!

Splunk and Smudge