tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-122766772024-03-12T00:22:41.754-05:00Arconati Comedy AwardsGathered by our minions... enjoy!ArcoJedihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02973286642647633765noreply@blogger.comBlogger455125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12276677.post-70099220305835679892024-03-12T00:21:00.005-05:002024-03-12T00:21:45.927-05:00Bank Robbery - SNL<p>I leave this skit of a bank robbery gone awry here without comment.</p>
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<p><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXusaBNctC8" title="Benedict Cumberbatch reads a hilarious letter of apology to a hotel - YouTube">Benedict Cumberbatch reads a hilarious letter of apology to a hotel.</a></p>ArcoJedihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02973286642647633765noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12276677.post-19964958679655195652022-10-07T01:38:00.006-05:002022-10-07T01:38:50.921-05:00Nuts & Bolts<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><iframe class="BLOG_video_class" allowfullscreen="" youtube-src-id="dbCOStXbYo8" width="600" height="498" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/dbCOStXbYo8"></iframe></div>
<p><a href="https://youtube.com/shorts/dbCOStXbYo8?feature=share">This is the best joke ever</a>.</p>ArcoJedihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02973286642647633765noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12276677.post-76695950330525162402022-10-03T20:02:00.004-05:002022-10-03T20:02:00.165-05:00Russell Howard is Asked About Pegging<div class="center"><iframe src="https://www.facebook.com/plugins/video.php?height=314&href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2FOfficialRussellHoward%2Fvideos%2F496282001649492%2F&show_text=false&width=560&t=0" width="560" height="314" style="border:none;overflow:hidden" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="true" allow="autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; picture-in-picture; web-share" allowFullScreen="true"></iframe></div>
<p>See more <a href="https://www.facebook.com/OfficialRussellHoward/videos/496282001649492/?extid=CL-UNK-UNK-UNK-AN_GK0T-GK1C&ref=sharing" title="Yet Another Great Heckle From Down Under | One of the reasons I love Australia is because they come up with the greatest heckles... Watch the final episode of Russell Howard Stands Up to the... | By Russell Howard | Facebook">by Russell Howard on Facebook</a>.</p>ArcoJedihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02973286642647633765noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12276677.post-7447175773265880442022-10-02T20:52:00.000-05:002022-10-03T14:56:54.777-05:00The Story of Lazarus (From Lazarus' Perspective)<div class="center"><iframe src="https://www.facebook.com/plugins/video.php?height=476&href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fjohnbcrist%2Fvideos%2F1317769468712372%2F&show_text=false&width=269&t=0" width="269" height="476" style="border:none;overflow:hidden" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="true" allow="autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; picture-in-picture; web-share" allowFullScreen="true"></iframe></div>
<p>See <a href="https://www.facebook.com/johnbcrist/videos/1317769468712372/?extid=CL-UNK-UNK-UNK-AN_GK0T-GK1C&ref=sharing">The Story of Lazarus (From Lazarus' Perspective) - John Crist - Facebook</a></p>ArcoJedihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02973286642647633765noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12276677.post-29607105250803315382022-09-26T20:52:00.002-05:002022-09-27T13:54:50.402-05:00Here We Have Simple Answers<div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><a href="https://xkcd.com/1289/" style="display: block; padding: 1em 0; text-align: center;"><img alt="Simple Answers" border="0" data-original-height="556" data-original-width="456" src="https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/simple_answers.png"/></a></div>
<p>Source: <a href="https://xkcd.com/1289/">xkcd: Simple Answers</a>.</p>ArcoJedihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02973286642647633765noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12276677.post-793472252006142902022-08-28T12:19:00.001-05:002022-08-28T12:19:14.980-05:00Ecstasy of Gold by Ennio Morricone<p>I saw this posted today and had to figure out which film this was referring to.</p>
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<p><abbr title="Original Post">OP</abbr> wasn't lying: The greatest song ever written WAS conjured by an Italian for a scene in a Western filmed in Spain where a Polish man pretending to be a Mexican bandit does a gay little run through a graveyard for three and a half minutes uninterrupted.</p>
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<p><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpVaoA8RfIk">The Good, the Bad and the Ugly (1966) | Cemetery Scene | MGM Studios - YouTube</a></p></div>ArcoJedihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02973286642647633765noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12276677.post-13709051578274942972022-08-18T00:21:00.000-05:002022-08-18T00:21:21.821-05:00Here are some jokes, that are not at the expense of other people's feelings...<div class="center"><blockquote class="tiktok-embed" cite="https://www.tiktok.com/@shaquirra3/video/7129776296527154478" data-video-id="7129776296527154478" style="max-width: 605px;min-width: 325px;" > <section> <a target="_blank" title="@shaquirra3" href="https://www.tiktok.com/@shaquirra3">@shaquirra3</a> <a title="stitch" target="_blank" href="https://www.tiktok.com/tag/stitch">#stitch</a> <a target="_blank" title="♬ original sound - shaquirra" href="https://www.tiktok.com/music/original-sound-7129776214646033195">♬ original sound - shaquirra</a> </section> </blockquote> <script async src="https://www.tiktok.com/embed.js"></script></div>
<p class="credit">Source: <a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@shaquirra3/video/7129776296527154478?">#stitch | with Music original sound - shaquirra</a>.</p>ArcoJedihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02973286642647633765noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12276677.post-48106427132072612342022-07-17T23:45:00.007-05:002022-07-17T23:45:57.495-05:00Albert Einstein Was Real!<div class="center"><blockquote class="imgur-embed-pub" lang="en" data-id="a/HQMkKmh" data-context="false"><a href="//imgur.com/a/HQMkKmh">Splunk and Smudge</a></blockquote><script async src="//s.imgur.com/min/embed.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div>ArcoJedihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02973286642647633765noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12276677.post-83328604471123513832021-12-10T22:01:00.007-06:002021-12-10T22:01:00.169-06:00404 Page Not Found<p> Once upon a midnight dreary,<br />While I websurfed, weak and weary,<br />Over many a strange and spurious<br />Website of hot chicks galore,</p><p>While I clicked my fav'rite bookmark,<br />Suddenly there came a warning,<br />And my heart was filled with mourning,<br />Mourning for my dear amour.<br /></p><p>'Tis not possible, I muttered,<br />Give me back my cheap hardcore!<br />Quoth the server, "404".</p><p style="text-align: center; font-size: smaller;"><a href="../">Back to the main page</a></p>ArcoJedihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02973286642647633765noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12276677.post-13204537152458779762021-10-18T23:23:00.001-05:002021-10-19T12:26:28.732-05:00Chimpanzee: "We're Running Out Of Time If We Still Want To Kill And Eat Jane Goodall"<p>Read this ONION article on <a href="https://www.theonion.com/we-re-running-out-of-time-if-we-still-want-to-kill-and-1819585055">We’re Running Out Of Time If We Still Want To Kill And Eat Jane Goodall</a>.</p>ArcoJedihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02973286642647633765noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12276677.post-11249868804216273532021-10-13T21:46:00.002-05:002021-10-13T21:46:13.237-05:00Weird Little Flute (ft. Kid Cudi & Timothée Chalamet)<p>Are you ready to get weird? <a href="https://www.facebook.com/ComedyCentralAsia/videos/weird-little-flute-ft-kid-cudi-timoth%C3%A9e-chalamet-snl-s46/808391620071562/" title="Comedy Central Asia - Weird Little Flute (ft. Kid Cudi & Timothée Chalamet) | SNL S46 | Facebook">Weird Little Flute (ft. Kid Cudi & Timothée Chalamet) | Saturday Night Live S46</a>.</p>ArcoJedihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02973286642647633765noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12276677.post-48352364794861117552021-09-24T18:26:00.002-05:002021-09-24T18:26:00.174-05:00Just Read the Documentation<div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjdQdIXW-UkcXXE7LIddcYfBdyigDmqkxJHL2kVQK9XhGgIX5wQCxKHtewvnSakbDKt9XWARJDHe5SlVGfHLPlL5SMkspTse-YxGQUeqC9Ib0yE81KqIMGvOcTqZoXTxtZN6ZW2/w512-h600/?authuser=0" style="display: block; padding: 1em 0; text-align: center; "><img alt="" border="0" data-original-height="600" data-original-width="512" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjdQdIXW-UkcXXE7LIddcYfBdyigDmqkxJHL2kVQK9XhGgIX5wQCxKHtewvnSakbDKt9XWARJDHe5SlVGfHLPlL5SMkspTse-YxGQUeqC9Ib0yE81KqIMGvOcTqZoXTxtZN6ZW2/w512-h600/?authuser=0"/></a></div>
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<p>This is a pretty classic trope of two battles happening at once, a dance floor scene and a running chase scene. All choreographed to the beat of a music video. It's fantastic. </p>
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<div class="center"><iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/ejc5zic4q2A" title="YouTube video player" frameborder="0" allow="accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture" allowfullscreen></iframe></div>ArcoJedihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02973286642647633765noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12276677.post-39807338532627496232021-05-20T23:36:00.003-05:002021-05-20T23:36:00.204-05:00Death Star Dog Cone [Pic]<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgEXwZjNL8SHKFHkOAk6MIZMTuclIGO9_Na1p30gkOS10920IuP2fJk-n71NsngeIO0f7_2R4I9oV9hKQH5W7RWeE7us05-ywXSpOv0JbGMUn262nTpo0L20DzzKCVs2UnGFpg_//" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img alt="" data-original-height="535" data-original-width="400" height="240" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgEXwZjNL8SHKFHkOAk6MIZMTuclIGO9_Na1p30gkOS10920IuP2fJk-n71NsngeIO0f7_2R4I9oV9hKQH5W7RWeE7us05-ywXSpOv0JbGMUn262nTpo0L20DzzKCVs2UnGFpg_//" width="179" /></a></div>
<p>Found via: <a href="https://www.geeksaresexy.net/2012/03/29/death-star-dog-cone-pic/" title="Death Star Dog Cone [Pic]">GeeksAreSexy.net</a>.</p>ArcoJedihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02973286642647633765noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12276677.post-34750182536819956902021-02-25T23:49:00.004-06:002021-02-25T23:49:02.195-06:00Jon Stewart on Crossfire<p>Jon Stewart has a super strong ability to get right to the hypocrisy at the heart of a problem. Here he is at his finest, taking down the hosts of Crossfire, on their own show. It was cancelled shortly thereafter.</p>
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<p class="source">Source: <a href="https://reddit.app.link/FuMUFRNMtY" title="Why won't the Republicans impeach Trump? : Jokes">Reddit/r/Jokes</a>.</p>
ArcoJedihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02973286642647633765noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12276677.post-77818356361083623282019-08-22T22:07:00.000-05:002019-08-22T22:07:16.371-05:00Cheeseface on the cover of National Lampoon<p>National Lampoon magazine once had a cover with a unique call-to-action.</p>
<h3>If You Don't Buy This Magazine, We'll Kill This Dog</h3>
<p><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Natlamp73.jpg#/media/File:Natlamp73.jpg"><img src="https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c1/Natlamp73.jpg" alt="Natlamp73.jpg"></a><br>By <a rel="nofollow" class="external free" href="http://lampoon.rwinters.com/Lampoon1973.htm">http://lampoon.rwinters.com/Lampoon1973.htm</a>, <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?curid=3568572">Link</a></p>ArcoJedihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02973286642647633765noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12276677.post-32592348781976919192019-03-29T20:32:00.000-05:002019-03-29T20:32:01.747-05:00Kevin Smith - Protesting His Own Movie "Dogma"<div class="center"><iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="270" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/4-7dvf7EUwY" width="480"></iframe></div>ArcoJedihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02973286642647633765noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12276677.post-13549294735828370072019-02-28T23:05:00.000-06:002019-03-01T11:05:59.713-06:00How ISPs Violate the Laws of Mathematics<p>This joke video is about how Internet Service Providers violate the basic axioms of <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zermelo%E2%80%93Fraenkel_set_theory" title="Wikipedia">Zermelo-Fraenkel set theory</a>.</p>
<div class="center"><iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="270" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/Z3IPVWN-1ks" width="480"></iframe></div>ArcoJedihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02973286642647633765noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12276677.post-46230333701541738592018-03-02T22:46:00.000-06:002018-03-02T22:46:47.810-06:00xkcd: Generations<p>Always keep in mind, the concept of "generations" was made up by marketers to assist other marketers!<sup><a href="#">[citation needed]</a></sup></p>
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<p class="center"><a href="https://xkcd.com/1962/">xkcd: Generations</a></p>
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<p>Oh, and don't miss this video.</p>
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<p>"Where are you going?" he asks. </p>
<p>"I'm moving to Vegas. i hear i can make $400 doing what i do for you for free" </p>
<p>Man starts to pack his bags too. "I'm coming with you. I've got to see how you're going to survive in Vegas on $800 a year.</p>
<p class="credit">Source: <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/6kfbmp/i_cant_believe_that_youve_been_visiting/">Reddit</a>.</p>
ArcoJedihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02973286642647633765noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12276677.post-67863923681313548822017-06-30T18:47:00.001-05:002017-09-24T00:36:41.867-05:00Prostitutes Priorities<p><q>I can't believe that you've been visiting prostitutes for sex,</q> the wife screamed at her husband. <q>I'm really disappointed.</q></p>
<p><q>You can hardly blame me,</q> He answered. <q>It's not like I was getting any from you.</q></p>
<p><q>Well, that's your own fault,</q> she replied. <q>You never told me you were willing to pay for it.</q></p>
<p class="credit">Source: <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/6kfbmp/i_cant_believe_that_youve_been_visiting/">Reddit</a>.</p>
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