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2005/05/31

Things That Don't Exist

Here is a short list of things that don't exist:
  • Goldfish translators
  • proof that masonic indoctrination methods cause brain damage
  • A rational reason for me to not save all my urine and feces in jars, just like Howard Hughes did.
  • A scheme that will convince Paris Hilton to not marry Paris Whatshisname, and instead marry me.
  • A famous architect who hasn't been profoundly influenced by the shape of Pamela Anderson's knees.
  • Things That Don't Exist
  • ArcoJedi at 22:33
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