Dilbert: Asking for Help from Engineers

Thanks to Lonny for sending me this one. Just in case anyone wanted any tips on how to approach me for tech support questions, this outlines the necessary procedure.

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Sometimes 'life' gets way too serious...

A visiting minister was speaking during the offeratory prayer. "Dear Lord," he began with arms extended and a rapturous look on his upturned face, "without you we are but dust..."

He would have continued, but at that moment one very obedient little girl -- who was listening carefully for a change -- leaned over to her mother and asked quite audibly in her shrill little girl voice, "Mommy, WHAT is butt dust?"

Church was pretty much over at that point...

Misbehaving - Email from God

One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the rascally behavior that was going on. He decided to send an angel down to Earth to check it out. So he called one of His angels and sent the angel to Earth for a time.

When he returned, he told God, "Yes, it is bad on Earth; 95% are misbehaving and only 5% are not."

God thought for a mom...
...Read the rest of the story here.

Idiots: How to feel smarter

...She calmed down, and at the end of the conversation happened to mention that she gave her daughter some ant poison to eat in order to kill the ants in her stomach ...
Funny and Interesting Observations: Idiots

Jumper: Suicide Omelet

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Bumper Stickers for Software Testers

Software Testing is Like Fishing, But You Get Paid.
Software Testing: Where failure is always an option.

Grim Reaper to License "Blue Screen of Death" from Microsoft

By Richard Tjoa - Redmond , WA - In a joint news conference, the Grim Reaper today announced the signing of a ten-year contract to use Microsoft's "fatal system error" screen--popularly known as the "Blue Screen of Death" or "BSOD"--in his company's life termination procedures Grim Reaper to License "Blue Screen of Death" from Microsoft

Julius Henry "Groucho" Marx (1890 - 1977)

A four-year-old child could understand that. Run out and find me a four-year-old child, I can't make head or tail out of it. - Julius Henry "Groucho" Marx (1890 - 1977)

Deep Thoughts

If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let 'em go, because man, they're gone. - Jack Handy

Blonde Police Woman

A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blonde. The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated.

"What does it look like?" the driver finally asked.

The policewoman replied, "It's square and it has your picture on it."

The driver finally found a square mirror, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman. "Here it is," she said. The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, "Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop.

Women Explained by Engineers