2008/06/26

FIVE 4ever Daily: 08/06/27

These are pretty funny and goofy.

Money-Celebrities-Pictures

There's a new craze going in United Kingdom - people take pictures of themselves partially covered with folded banknotes (mostly with queen Elizabeth) in the foreground. The result is merged faces of people and queen Elizabeth on the banknotes. The mix looks surprisingly natural for some

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Money-Celebrities-Pictures

Money-Celebrities-Pictures

See the original post and other silly stuff at FIVE 4ever Daily: 08/06/27.

Revenge Toilet Paper

This one is a classic and I remember seeing the ad referenced in magazines as a kid.

Revenge Toilet Paper

See the original post at FIVE 4ever Daily: 08/06/27 (not english).

2008/06/25

One Semester of Spanish - Love Song

I took several years of Spanish in High School, but have pretty much let it slip since that point. This video is spot on!

The Seven Words

Rest in peace, Mr. George Carlin.

2008/06/18

Girl Wearing a Skintight Miniskirt at Bus Stop

This one is a classic.

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One day, at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a skintight miniskirt. When the bus arrived and it was her turn to get on, she realized that her skirt was so tight she couldn't get her foot high enough to reach to step.

Thinking it would give her enough slack to raise her leg, she reached back and unzipped her skirt a little. She still could not reach the step. Embarrassed, she reached back once again to unzip it a little more. Still, she couldn't reach the step.

So, with her skirt zipper halfway down, she reached back and unzipped her skirt all the way. Thinking that she could get on the step now, she lifted up her leg only to realize that she still couldn’t reach the step.

So, seeing how embarrassed the girl was, the man standing behind her put his hands around her waist and lifted her up on to the first step of the bus. The girl turned around furiously and said, How dare you touch my body that way, I don't even know you!

Shocked, the man says, Well, ma'am, after you reached around and unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured that we were friends.

Found via Blog Chews.