Top 10 Things Engineers will do with 8 Hours of Free Time

  1. Play floppy disks backward, listening for the secret messages
  2. Brush up on their AJAX and/or PERL skills, just for fun
  3. Check into "The Betty" for a caffeine addiction
  4. Network every computer they've ever owned in their basement just because they can
  5. Debate who's a better captain... Kirk or Picard
  6. Pass out trying to move a pencil across the desk with "The Force"
  7. Stump the Circuit City salespeople with questions
  8. Simply ask themselves, "What would Yoda do in a situation like this?"
  9. Warcraft, duh
  10. What's Free Time?!



  • Q: Did you hear about the new pirate movie?
    A: It’s rated ARRRR!
  • Q: Why is it rated ARRRR?
    A: It showed too much booty.
  • Q: How much did it cost to have the pirate’s ears pierced?
    A: A buckaneer.
  • Q: How much did the pirate pay for his hook and peg leg?
    A: An arm and a leg.