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I once dated a female web designer. But she eventually dumped me. She said she needed some " ,"...
Posted by ArcoJedi at 23:18 No comments:
Look, here's the thing - I really don't care that ten years from now you will be controlling 20% of the world's economy because of some piece of computer code you invented, for now you have absolutely no business wearing a cape to school.sorry nerds - elephantitis of the mind
Posted by ArcoJedi at 14:52 No comments:
So this guy is walking down a dark alley and he hears a woman from the shadows whisper "I'll do anything you want for 20 dollars."
So he ducks into that corner and starts ___ing her and this cop comes along and shines a flashlight on them. The man says "OFFICER, DO YOU MIND?! I'M TRYING TO ___ MY WIFE!"
The officer says quickly "Sorry sir. I didn't know it was your wife."
"Me neither -- until you turned that light on."
Posted by ArcoJedi at 23:23 No comments:
Ben Affleck goes to the doctor and tells him
Every time i look into the mirror i have this problem. I get sexually arroused,
The doctor says,
Oh, well, I know what's causing that; you're a big p|_|ssy.
Posted by ArcoJedi at 22:26 No comments:
Prindle Record Reviews (again) - Faith No More
I saw the saddest thing today - dripping down the sidewalk was a freshly spilled stew consisting of kernels of corn, lima beans, and tomatoes. Call me a softy, but if there's one thing I can't stand to see, it's SUFFERING SUCCOTASH!!!
Posted by ArcoJedi at 01:37 No comments:
Prindle Record Reviews - Faith No More
My second grade teacher thought I had a mental disorder because I shook up and down in my seat all the time. Turns out I just had to pee!
Posted by ArcoJedi at 01:36 No comments:
Betty takes those classic email jokes that everyone loves in their inbox and publishes them straight to this blog. ...a place that people can come to for a smile and a few laughs. Enjoy!!
Posted by ArcoJedi at 21:30 No comments:
Men do have trouble hearing women, scientists find
Now it all starts to make sense.
Honey, are you listening?!Yahoo! News
Posted by ArcoJedi at 23:00 No comments:
Bad Spellers of the World, Untie!
Carrying signs reading
I'm thru with through,
Spelling shuud be lojical,and
Spell different difrent,the protesters -- who first protested two years ago, but skipped last year -- drew chuckles from [spelling] bee contestants.
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