Underwear Goes Inside The Pants

I walked behind this guy the other day. A homeless guy asked him for money. He looks right at the homeless guy and says, Why don't you go get a job you bum? People always say that to homeless guys - get a job - like it's always that easy. This homeless guy was wearing his underwear outside his pants. Outside his pants. I'm guessing his resume isn't all up to date. I'm predicting some problems during the interview process. I'm pretty sure even McDonalds has an underwear goes inside the pants policy. Not that they enforce it very strictly, but technically I'm sure it is in the books.


Ordering Pizza in 2008

There are lawmakers in Washington D.C. working on a bill to introduce a national I.D. card.


Harry Potter Quote

Never trust anything that can think for itself if you can't see where it keeps its brain.

Geek Horoscopes :: BBspot

Check out the Geek Horoscopes mostly related to Star Wars. Excerpts include -

Your dream of co-producing Revenge of the Sith: On Ice is crushed when George Lucas knocks you unconscious with a plastic light saber.

- And there's also -

Eating junk food in the EpIII queue for three weeks straight will give you a severe case of Sith's revenge.

Read your BBspot Geek Horoscope


Deep Thoughts

In weightlifting, I don't think sudden, uncontrolled urination should automatically disqualify you.


AdultADD.com - Home Page

As I find myself sometimes having a difficult overall time concentrating at work or at home or wherever, I took a brief moment to research Adult Attention-Deficit Disorder. I found this great site where there is all this information and tips and questions to ask your doctor. They even have a short online test that you can take to see if perhaps you may have some of the warning signs. I started to take the test and it was illuminating, ... but then I got distracted by this cartoon my kids were watching and gave up. <-- Insert laff track here --> Insert Laugh Track here


How many Microsoft engineers...

Q: How many Microsoft engineers does it take to fix a lightbulb?
A: None, they just redefine Dark to be the new standard and everyone follows.

Howstuffworks - How Lightsabers Work

Important Safety Information: A Lightsaber is not a toy! Keep it out of reach of children at all times. Lightsaber locks are required in most states.
Read more: Howstuffworks "How Lightsabers Work"

Largest building made of Lego

Largest building made of Lego
Spectators look at the reported world's largest building made of Lego pieces in Guenzburg, southern Germany, Thursday, May 12, 2005. The model of Munich's new soccer stadium named Allianz-Arena was made of more than 1 million Lego pieces in about 4209 working hours. (AP Photo/Uwe Lein)
Read the Story and see the large image on Yahoo news


Wired US workers prefer the Web to coffee

A SURVEY suggests that surfing the Web may be more addictive than drinking coffee.

Fifty-two percent of employees who use the Web at work stated that they would rather give up their morning Latte than dump Internet access at work.

Read the full story on the INQUIRER



Zaphod Beeblebrox

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.::Zaphod Beeblebrox


Don't Park By The Water - ebaumsworld.com

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Alien Sex Fiend is filed under Goth / Industrial

It's not like I would have known the correct place to look for this.

Download the Internet here

Download the Internet here
Is there a bigger floppy disk size than 1.44 mb? I need something bigger.
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Trent Reznor covers Johnny Cash song

When the going gets weird...

... the weird turn pro.

You have a cough?

Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax. Tomorrow, you'll be afraid to cough.


Small Medium at Large...

New Policy

My boss said that if I don't show up this Friday, don't bother showing up on Monday. To this, I responded Whoo-hoo! Four-day weekend!!

If olive oil comes from olives, ...

...where does baby oil come from?

If you throw a cat out of the window ...

...of your car as you're driving, is it considered kitty litter?

The Fattest Cat in the World

Weebls Stuff - Toons

This one is rated extremely disturbing and gross and not for the faint of heart. Weebls Stuff - Toons


The Darth Side: Memoirs of a Monster: I Hate Waiting

Just like Enigo Montoya from The Princess Bride, the Dark Lord Darth Vader hates waiting. Read his personal blog and peruse the thoughts he logged as he waited anxiously for his son to arrive on Bespin and meet his destiny.
The Darth Side: Memoirs of a Monster