Imagine you are at a party. You have been drinking just a bit. Then later you have to visite the bathroom.
Now, remember, this is just a painted floor!
Well, now, kind of takes your breath away. Doesn't it?
Boy, I feel a lot safer now that she's behind bars. O. J. Simpson and Kobe Bryant are still walking around; Osama Bin Laden too. But they take the ONE woman in America willing to cook, clean, and work in the yard, and they haul her fanny off to jail.
X-Wing Fighter in catwalk on the U.S.S. Long Island after landing accident July 1942
A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint, when a lizard walks past. The lizard looks up, and says to the monkey,Hey, what're you doing?
The monkey replies,Smokin' a joint, come up and have some.
So the lizard climbs up the tree, sits next to the monkey, and they smoke a few joints. After a while the lizard says his mouth is "dry" and he's going to the river to get a drink. The lizard climbs down the tree and staggers over to the river to get a drink of water, but he is so stoned, he leans over too far and falls into the river.
A crocodile sees this, swims over to the lizard and helps him back to the side. Then the crocidile asks the lizard,What's the matter with you?The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting up in a tree with a monkey smoking pot, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink. The crocodile says he has to check this out, and wanders off into the jungle.
He finds the tree where the monkey is sitting finishing up a joint. The crocodile yells up to the monkeyHey!
The monkey looks down and shouts in surprise,Dude! How much water did you drink?!
This immediately tickled everyone in the house and we can't stop laughing about it. Also, Lisa immediately deemed that this will be a favorite of Linda's before she has even seen it.
This will boggle your mind. After your first try, you can keep trying it at least 50 more times to see if you can outsmart your foot. Unfortunately, you can't.
Told ya so! And there is nothing you can do about it.
Make sure you try this on your friends, you sadistic punk. Now get back to work!