Politically Correct Denis Leary

Gotta love Lou Gehrig. *sigh* Poor Lou Gehrig. Died of Lou Gehrig's disease. How the hell do you not see that coming? You know. We used to tell him, Lou, there's a disease with your name all over it, pal! ::Denis Leary

Early User Interface

The original point-and-click interface was a Smith and Wesson

Tech Wench > More parents need to be...

Do not confuse beating-for-discipline with abuse. If you do, you deserve a beating.

Top Ten most Polite Ways to Say Your Zipper Is Down

by David Letterman
10. The cucumber has left the salad.
9. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells.
8. You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position.
7. Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson..
6. Elvis is leaving the building.
5. The Buick is not all the way in the garage.
4. Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction.
3. You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.
2. Men may be from Mars...but I can see something that rhymes with Venus.
And the #1 way to tell someone his zipper is unzipped.....
1. I always knew you were crazy, but now I can see your nuts.

Comparing Public Papers of the Presidents

The Office of the Federal Register (OFR) began publishing the Public Papers of the Presidents series in 1957 as an official publication of United States Presidents' public writings, addresses, and remarks (1 CFR 10). The series provides an historical reference covering the administrations of Presidents Hoover, Truman, Eisenhower, Kennedy, Johnson, Nixon, Ford, Carter, Reagan, Bush, and Clinton. (The papers of President Franklin Roosevelt were published privately before the commencement of the official Public Papers series). Currently, volumes are published approximately twice a year, and each volume covers approximately a 6-month period.

A visual comparison of the Public Papers of the Presidents from the Reagan presidency to the present.

Jay London

I went out with a promiscuous impressionist - she did everybody.

A car stereo that can kill you? Cool

CNN.com - Jul. 2, 2003

Top 11 Signs Your Dad Was a Geek Too

Hey Dad, are you reading this one? :-D

Quotation #236 from Michael Moncur's (Cynical) Quotations:

Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.

::Samuel Goldwyn
US (Polish-born) movie producer (1882 - 1974)

Gun Down the Gungan - Zooass

If you don't own Star Wars Battlefront and you want a chance to shoot holes in Jar-Jar Binks or his look-alikes, then you should definitely check out Zooass Fun & Games - Gun Down the Gungan.
Warning: not for kids!

elephantitis of the mind

Here is a funny online comic. I have no idea where I will go when I die, but I hope it looks something like my 3rd grade trapper keeper.

Non Sequitur

Mon Jun 6,12:00 AM ET
What do you want to be when you grow up, Danae?
A pre-conceptual scientist.
Uh, ..What's that?
It's the new science of reaching a conclusion before doing research, then simply dismissing anything contrary to your preconceived notions.
?!!! That's got to be the dumbest thing I've ever..
Dismissed...

I know there is a world outside...

People put pictures of it on the internet.

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