Tales From the Shire

Two hobbits walk into a bar where one of them picks up a barfly. They take her to a local motel; the first hobbit goes into the motel room while the other waits outside. Once the door closes, the hobbit on the outside hears strange noises through the door.

I can't do it, I can't do it, I CAN'T DO IT!

In the morning, the second hobbit asks the first, How did it go?

It was embarrassing. the first one answers, I simply couldn't do it.

The second hobbit shook his head. Manhood problems, eh?

No. I couldnt get on the bed!

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