Only In America

For those upset about the immigration situation in this country, this joke will be likeable, but otherwise you will probably be offended. Being White & Nerdy, I was on the fence about it.

A Somali arrives in New York as a new immigrant to the United States. He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, Thank you, Mr. American, for letting me in this country, and giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education! But the passer-by says, You are mistaken, I am Mexican.

The man goes on and encounters another passer-by. Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America! The person says, I no American, I Vietnamese.

The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says Thank you for the wonderful America! That person puts up his hand and says I am from Middle East, I am not an American!

He finally sees a nice lady and asks suspiciously, Are you an American? She says, No, I am from Russia! So he is puzzled, and asks her, Where are all the Americans?

The Russian lady looks at her watch, shrugs, and says, Probably at work!

Ohh, yeah that was a groaner. I apologize if anyone was offended.