Top 10 Things Engineers will do with 8 Hours of Free Time

1. Play floppy disks backward, listening for the secret messages
2. Brush up on their AJAX and/or PERL skills, just for fun
3. Check into "The Betty" for a caffeine addiction
4. Network every computer they've ever owned in their basement just because they can
5. Debate who's a better captain... Kirk or Picard
6. Pass out trying to move a pencil across the desk with "The Force"
7. Stump the Circuit City salespeople with questions
8. Simply ask themselves, "What would Yoda do in a situation like this?"
9. Warcraft, duh
10. What's Free Time?!

Pirates

• Q: Did you hear about the new pirate movie?
  A: It’s rated ARRRR!
• Q: Why is it rated ARRRR?
  A: It showed too much booty.
• Q: How much did it cost to have the pirate’s ears pierced?
  A: A buckaneer.
• Q: How much did the pirate pay for his hook and peg leg?
  A: An arm and a leg.

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