• Q: Did you hear about the new pirate movie?
    A: It’s rated ARRRR!
  • Q: Why is it rated ARRRR?
    A: It showed too much booty.
  • Q: How much did it cost to have the pirate’s ears pierced?
    A: A buckaneer.
  • Q: How much did the pirate pay for his hook and peg leg?
    A: An arm and a leg.

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