Pirates

• Q: Did you hear about the new pirate movie?
  A: It’s rated ARRRR!
• Q: Why is it rated ARRRR?
  A: It showed too much booty.
• Q: How much did it cost to have the pirate’s ears pierced?
  A: A buckaneer.
• Q: How much did the pirate pay for his hook and peg leg?
  A: An arm and a leg.