My cousin Kathy posted this joke on her Facebook page. I'm not sure if it's a retelling of an old joke she heard or if it is true to her life. But it was funny either way.
My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring so he would be able to monitor my moods.. We have discovered that when I'm in a good mood, it turns green .. When I'm in a bad mood it leaves a big red mark on his fucking forehead.. Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond.. LOL>
Ouch. But it was still funny.