Here is more proof that the customer is NOT always right.
Customer:Hey, you know them laptops over there? Do they come with the internet?
Me:They are internet capable and also have wi-fi.
Customer:So, I buy it and send it to the warehouse and they put the internet on it for me?
Me:You just need to select a company and purchase their internet services.
Customer:What? Then what the h*** is that Visto thing that comes on it? I need to buy two internets?
Me:No. Windows Vista is an operating system.
Customer: *blank stare*
Me:Getting the internet is kinda like getting cable television.
(The conversation only went downhill from there.)