2012/02/13

WHAT AISLE IS THE POLISH SAUSAGE ON?

Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'racism' these days.

A customer asked, In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage?

The clerk asks, Are you Polish?

The guy, clearly offended, says, Yes I am. But let me ask you something. If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian? Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German? Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish? Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican? Or if I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?

The clerk says, No, I probably wouldn't.

The guy says, Because I asked for Polish sausage, why then did you ask me if I'm Polish?

The clerk replied, Because you're in Home Depot.


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