Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'racism' these days.
A customer asked,
In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage?
The clerk asks,
Are you Polish?
The guy, clearly offended, says,
Yes I am. But let me ask you something. If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian? Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German? Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish? Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican? Or if I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?
The clerk says,
No, I probably wouldn't.
The guy says,
Because I asked for Polish sausage, why then did you ask me if I'm Polish?
The clerk replied,
Because you're in Home Depot.