Goldfish translators
proof that masonic indoctrination methods cause brain damage
A rational reason for me to not save all my urine and feces in jars, just like Howard Hughes did.
A scheme that will convince Paris Hilton to not marry Paris Whatshisname, and instead marry me.
A famous architect who hasn't been profoundly influenced by the shape of Pamela Anderson's knees.
I walked behind this guy the other day. A homeless guy asked him for money. He looks right at the homeless guy and says,Why don't you go get a job you bum?People always say that to homeless guys -get a job- like it's always that easy. This homeless guy was wearing his underwear outside his pants. Outside his pants. I'm guessing his resume isn't all up to date. I'm predicting some problems during the interview process. I'm pretty sure even McDonalds has anunderwear goes inside the pantspolicy. Not that they enforce it very strictly, but technically I'm sure it is in the books.
Never trust anything that can think for itself if you can't see where it keeps its brain.
Libra
Your dream of co-producingRevenge of the Sith: On Iceis crushed when George Lucas knocks you unconscious with a plastic light saber.
Pisces
Eating junk food in the EpIII queue for three weeks straight will give you a severe case ofSith's revenge.
In weightlifting, I don't think sudden, uncontrolled urination should automatically disqualify you.
Darkto be the new standard and everyone follows.
Important Safety Information: A Lightsaber is not a toy! Keep it out of reach of children at all times. Lightsaber locks are required in most states.
Spectators look at the reported world's largest building made of Lego pieces in Guenzburg, southern Germany, Thursday, May 12, 2005. The model of Munich's new soccer stadium named Allianz-Arena was made of more than 1 million Lego pieces in about 4209 working hours. (AP Photo/Uwe Lein)
A SURVEY suggests that surfing the Web may be more addictive than drinking coffee.
Fifty-two percent of employees who use the Web at work stated that they would rather give up their morning Latte than dump Internet access at work.
That's no moon. It's probably some kind of hunting lodge for rich weirdos.Read more...
If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.::Zaphod Beeblebrox
Whoo-hoo! Four-day weekend!!
