Modern Version of the Birds & Bees

Submitted by Christian

A little boy goes to his father and asks, Daddy, how was I born?

The father answers patiently, Well son, I might as well tell you. I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!

Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail. We met a cyber-café. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mom agreed to download from my hard drive.

As soon as I was ready to upload, the father continued, We discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall. Since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said: You've Got Male!