Official Announcement: U.S. Emblem Change

Eagle Emblem

The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. A condom..

  • Allows for inflation
  • Halts production
  • Destroys the next generation
  • Protects a bunch of pr|cks, and ..
  • Gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed!

It just doesn't get more accurate than that!

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