Single & the Twenty

A one dollar bill met a twenty dollar bill and said, Hey, where've you been? I haven't seen you around here much.

The twenty answered, I've been hanging out at the casinos, went on a cruise and did the rounds of the ship, back to the United States for a while, went to a couple of baseball games, to the mall, that kind of stuff. How about you?

The one dollar bill said, You know, same old stuff ... church, church, church.