A one dollar bill met a twenty dollar bill and said,Hey, where've you been? I haven't seen you around here much.
The twenty answered,I've been hanging out at the casinos, went on a cruise and did the rounds of the ship, back to the United States for a while, went to a couple of baseball games, to the mall, that kind of stuff. How about you?
The one dollar bill said,You know, same old stuff ... church, church, church.