Even God Enjoys a Good Laugh

There are 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:

  1. He called everyone brother.
  2. He liked Gospel.
  3. He couldn't get a fair trial.

But there are 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:

  1. He went into His Father's business.
  2. He lived at home until he was 33.
  3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God.

And 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:

  1. He talked with His hands.
  2. He had wine with His meals.
  3. He used olive oil.

Or that Jesus was from California:

  1. He never cut His hair.
  2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
  3. He started a new religion.

Or that Jesus was an American Indian:

  1. He was at peace with nature.
  2. He ate a lot of fish.
  3. He talked about the Great Spirit.

Or that Jesus was Irish:

  1. He never got married.
  2. He was always telling stories.
  3. He loved green pastures.

But the most compelling evidence of all is that Jesus was a WOMAN:

  1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.
  2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.
  3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was still work to do.


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