NOW HIRING:

Minions - Looking for "big, dumb and easily motivated." Must be willing to work long hours for low pay in high-risk situations. Benefits realized once project goals centering on world domination or conquest are completed. Shares distributed evenly based on skill level.* Thank you.
* Skill level judged by administrator. As an example, long-term surviving expert minions will expect to see large areas of the continent of Australia deeded to them.