Blonde One Liners...

I knew a blonde that was so stupid that...

  1. ..she called me to get my phone number.
  2. ..she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate.".
  3. ..she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
  4. ..she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
  5. ..she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
  6. ..she tried to drown a fish.
  7. ..she thought a quarterback was a refund.
  8. ..she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
  9. ..she tripped over a cordless phone.
  10. ..she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
  11. ..she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.

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