Chimpanzee: "We're Running Out Of Time If We Still Want To Kill And Eat Jane Goodall"

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Death Star Dog Cone [Pic]

Found via: GeeksAreSexy.net.

How to Clean a Toilet - Time Saver

This was simply too much of a time saver not to share it with you.

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.
2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close the lid. You may need to stand on the lid.
4. The cat will self-agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a power-wash and rinse.
6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the lid.
8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.
9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.

Sincerely,
The Dog

Instructions: Bathing a Cat

If you find yourself with a stinky feline, you should prepare ahead of time with these detailed instructions on how to bathe a cat.

Happy Halloween!

Here's a Halloween joke for you. What do they call two spiders that just got married?

Newly Webbed

I CAN HAS CHEEZBURGER?

I recently discovered I CAN HAS CHEEZBURGER? described as lolcats with tags for your convenience (also for ur lol*s). Yeah. I can't really explain it, except to say it's the funniest blog with cat pictures ever. Also, there's a walrus,.. er, lolrus.

Update (2008-02-23): This has become one of my favorite sites to check daily. I've added their link to the navigation column of this site.