How To Report The News by Charlie Brooker

Ah, British comedy... I've not heard of this guy before, but he completely has the style of most news stories pinned down.

In the Year 3000... Conan O'Brien

In the year 3000, YouTube, Twitter & Facebook will merge into 1 super time-wasting site called YouTwitFace
::Conan O'Brien

LeVar Burton is Hotter...

Today we are going to learn about Levar Burton. Apparently, someone is a big fan.

Jon Stewart's Quote of the Day

I don't know what all the controversy is about, quite frankly. I've met Eminem, I met him backstage, and he's really gay.