Some Funny Questions and Answers

1. Q: What do you call a man with half a brain?
   A: Gifted.
2. Q: What is the thinnest book in the world?
   A: "What Men Know About Women."
3. Q: How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
   A: One ... men will screw anything.
4. Q: How does a man take a bubble bath?
   A: He eats beans for dinner.
5. Q: How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
   A: We don't know .... it's never happened.
6. Q: What is a man's idea of helping with the housework?
   A: Lifting his leg so you can vacuum.
7. Q: What's the difference between a man and E.T.?
   A: E.T. phoned home.
8. Q: What did God say after creating man?
   A: I can do better.
9. Q: What are the two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
   A: 1. No mind. 2. No business.
10. Q: How is a man like a snowstorm?
    A: Because you don't know when it's coming, how many inches you'll get, and how long it'll stay.
11. Q: Why is it so hard for women to find men who are sensitive, caring, and good looking?
    A: Because those men already have boyfriends.
12. Q: How do men sort their laundry?
    A: "Filthy" and "Filthy but wearable.".
13. Q: Husband: "I don't know why you wear a bra, you've go nothing to put in it.".
    A: Wife: "You wear briefs, don't you?".