Some Funny Questions and Answers

  1. Q: What do you call a man with half a brain?
    A: Gifted.
  2. Q: What is the thinnest book in the world?
    A: "What Men Know About Women."
  3. Q: How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
    A: One ... men will screw anything.
  4. Q: How does a man take a bubble bath?
    A: He eats beans for dinner.
  5. Q: How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
    A: We don't know .... it's never happened.
  6. Q: What is a man's idea of helping with the housework?
    A: Lifting his leg so you can vacuum.
  7. Q: What's the difference between a man and E.T.?
    A: E.T. phoned home.
  8. Q: What did God say after creating man?
    A: I can do better.
  9. Q: What are the two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
    A: 1. No mind. 2. No business.
  10. Q: How is a man like a snowstorm?
    A: Because you don't know when it's coming, how many inches you'll get, and how long it'll stay.
  11. Q: Why is it so hard for women to find men who are sensitive, caring, and good looking?
    A: Because those men already have boyfriends.
  12. Q: How do men sort their laundry?
    A: "Filthy" and "Filthy but wearable.".
  13. Q: Husband: "I don't know why you wear a bra, you've go nothing to put in it.".
    A: Wife: "You wear briefs, don't you?".

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