LeVar Burton is Hotter...

Today we are going to learn about Levar Burton. Apparently, someone is a big fan.

500 Pound Parakeet

What does a 500 pound parakeet say?
TWEEET!!

Over Four Hours

All I have to say in response to those Cialis and Viagra commercials is that if it does in fact last longer than four hours, I'm not calling a doctor... I'm calling a freakin' priest to have it certified as a miracle!

Chicken Vs. Egg? Ask Twitter!

well this settles it
Originally uploaded by kyqu

Well, this settles it. Twitter is once again answering life's age old questions.

Watch Temptation In Progress

This is several different degrees of funny and educational.

Her Husband Bought a Mood Ring

My cousin Kathy posted this joke on her Facebook page. I'm not sure if it's a retelling of an old joke she heard or if it is true to her life. But it was funny either way.

My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring so he would be able to monitor my moods.. We have discovered that when I'm in a good mood, it turns green .. When I'm in a bad mood it leaves a big red mark on his fucking forehead.. Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond.. LOL>

Ouch. But it was still funny.