Swine Flu Mortality

Swine Flu Mortality
Originally uploaded by Michæl.Paukner

This info graphic shows the immense threat of the Swine Flu compared to other manners of death.

Hasta-La-Vista :: (The Customer is) Not Always Right

Here is more proof that the customer is NOT always right.

Customer: Hey, you know them laptops over there? Do they come with the internet?

Me: They are internet capable and also have wi-fi.

Customer: So, I buy it and send it to the warehouse and they put the internet on it for me?

Me: You just need to select a company and purchase their internet services.

Customer: What? Then what the h*** is that Visto thing that comes on it? I need to buy two internets?

Me: No. Windows Vista is an operating system.

Customer: *blank stare*

Me: Getting the internet is kinda like getting cable television.

Customer:: Cable?

(The conversation only went downhill from there.)

Picking a Fight is Fun

<a href="http://www.cmt.com/video/" title="Tom Mabe: Eavesdropping">Tom Mabe: Eavesdropping</a>

This video is called Tom Mabe: Eavesdropping. This was cross-posted to Mudhorny.com and Arconati Comedy Awards.

Interrupting Cow

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Interrupting cow.

Interrup--

MOO!